Ek Heroin Jo Kharrate Maarti Hai!

Interesting title, ain't it! And how can you not watch or read about it.

Trust Aaj Tak and India TV to lighten up even the "dullest" day of your life. Now I am only writing the most interesting bits of this one-hour primetime special on Aaj Tak:
" Ek heroin jo kharratte maarti hai.... Kaun hai woh..... Aap bhi soch rahe honge ki aap ko yeh kaise nahi pata (bang on, that's what I think first thing every morning)....... khola Ranbir ne yeh raaz....... dekhiye break ke baad...... repeat all of it..... Ranbir ne khhule aam kia khulaasa ki Katrina kharrattein bharti hain.... apni aankhon dekhiye-> Quote Ranbir "At time Katrina laughs like: Snort snort snort"
And now the most interesting bit: ".... yeh ek raaz hai jo Sallu ko bhi nahi pata hoga.... aag babula ho jaayenge Sallu...bhala Ranbir ko kaise pata chala.... kya yeh hai ek Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani ?.... aur humaare paas iske aur saboot hain..... Katrina ne khola Ranbir ka raaz.... Ranbir raat ko sone se pehle brush nahi karte (Damn!, Doomsday is here).... yeh raaz Deepika tak ko nahi pata.... and then they actually asked Deepika, who replied " I'm afraid I really don't know about Ranbir's toilet habits (giggles)"..... Aaj Tak's interpretation: dekhiye kaise sab ke saamne Deepika hui naraaz.... unhone saaf keh diya ki yeh unka niji mamla hai..."

Now wow!!! I don't remember being privy to such entertainment.... ever!! The look on Deepika's face when she was asked what she felt of Katrina Kaif's knowledge of Ranbir's brushing his teeth said it all. The reason I shared this was...well, I'm bored. And at such times, it takes something fairly stupid and lame to lift your spirits.

So at the end of a long, tiring, day...... Aaj Tak and India TV- Highly Recommended. Cause you've earned it :)